The stupid cheater

Another favorite is the stupid cheater. Thing that all cheaters have in common is that they do not put up a lot of information about themselves. Some might list that they have a girlfriend, but I haven't been speaking to any of those, I might be low on morals, but I do not touch taken guys. I might speak to one in the name of this blog though, we'll see.

Anyway, the stupid cheater doesn't have a lot of information about himself, he will list what he is looking for, what his sexual orientation is and how he looks. Another funny thing is that the cheaters are full of themselves. More on that another time. The thing with the stupid cheater though is that he won't tell you that he is taken, but he will have selfies taken in front of a mirror and in the background you can see his girlfriends beauty products.

I mean, if you are going to cheat, at least you can be slick about it, ok?

The "good" guy

When you are on dating sites, you (as a woman) will run into the "good" guys all the time. The "good" guy is a male who thinks he's been treated poorly by women. Women doesn't understand how great he is, he deserves... no, he demands to have a woman in his life, why? Because he is a GOOD GUY! It's not his fault that women only go for bad guys, it's women who are stupid. He is a good guy and probably God's gift to women, women just don't understand it.

 Like this guy, who is he to decide that I think he's worth it? And what does that even mean? "I have a lousy personality, but in the long-run it will be worth it"? "I am worth it". Let that sink in for a moment.

I am a firm believer in that there's actually not one for everyone out there. But if you do want to find someone you need to start seeing your own part in your love-life's happenings. One girls ditches you - probably not a good match. Every girl you meet ditches - maybe your approach is wrong. It's all about adapting to your surroundings and not to show your full hand  in the first five minutes. Let there be some mystery, let there be some things to find out about along the way.

Because if I have one more guy telling me he's "worth it". I won't shake my head and say "oh, Badoo", I will scream it in anger.

The sneaky hornball

Like the name refers to the sneaky hornball might seem nice from the beginning, but shall not be confused with the charming hornball. Even though they might start the conversation the same, the sneaky hornball just puts in his horniness casually in the conversation.

It is important to know that this conversation took place in the middle of the night. So he says that he is horny in the middle of a sentence like there is nothing to it. "If you say something about it, we'll talk, but if you ignore the fact that I am horny I will move on to the next girl". And that is why the sneaky hornball is so sneaky. Because he doesn't say flat out that he wants to sleep with you, he gives you the OPTION to start talking about how to handle his horniness. My response to this was "Oh tough times" and that pretty much ended our little conversation. "Oh, Badoo", how can you harbour all these horny men?

The compliments

I don't know about you, but personally I look down on guys who only gives pet names based on my looks. Without being too confident, I am a pretty girl, not gorgeous, but pretty. I am always aware of that I am quite smart, not Einstein, but smart. Pretty high marks in school, basic knowledge about the world, street smart. I am a person with a little knowledge about most things. So when guys refer to me a "Beautiful", "Cutie" etc it bugs me. Mostly because I am so much more than my looks, but also because; you don't know me so don't call me stuff

The Juice-guy Part 2

(Part 1 here)
Even though I had my doubts about the Juice-guy I still felt like we had something in common and also, we had fun together. We decide to have a second date and we would cook together. He comes over and we go to do some grocery shopping. While we're there he's holding my hand, I am not a fan of PDA and certainly not with a guy I barely know, but I'm thinking that I don't want to be difficult so I let it slide. We're walking around and we stop in an aisle and we start talking about sex. All of a sudden he says (loudly) "I don't care if you fuck around. Fuck around all you want" and he says it in such a hostile tone that I got really embarrassed, people started looking and I tell him we should keep moving.

He starts throwing in stuff in the basket and I look at him, but again, I am not gonna make a fuss about it. He throws in candy, chips, soda, juice among with other things. We get to the check-out and when it comes to paying he looks at me with a sheepish look "I forgot my wallet...". Luckily I had transferred some money earlier, because I am a modern woman who likes to pay for myself so I pay for the food. He is embarrassed, but I tell him it's fine and not to worry about it and we continue home.

Before I continue you need to know that I am not a "cuddler", I hate cuddling. My motto is "If we're not gonna get it on, don't touch me". I just can't stand it, I bugs me and suffocates me. I don't why, but I have always been like this. I mean, if I initiate the cuddling I am fine with it, but I don't like other people forcing me into cuddling. I am very much like a cat in that way, the cuddling needs to be on my terms.

Anyway we lie down in bed and he stares at me, a lot. I ask him why and all I get for an answer is "You're so cute", I tell him to stop because I am uncomfortable. Then he starts to female cuddle me!

A female cuddle: The guy puts his leg over the girl. Normally girls do this to guys because it is cute. When a guy does it, it's not cute. I repeat, it's NOT cute.

When I had had it with his cuddling, even though I explained to him why I didn't like it and he whined about that I was cuddling the week before, I sit up and starts cooking. I am starting to get into a foul mood and all the happiness I felt the week before has flown out the window and I am thanking my lucky star that we decided that he wouldn't spend the night. The night goes on and when the movie is over he's going home. I tell him that he can take the candy because I don't like it. We say goodbye and I go to my fridge because I am yearning for some juice. I go there and what do I see?! The bastard has taken my juice! And all the other stuff I bought! Who does that?!  No word can explain how angry I was and that's how he got his name. 

Later on I ended the whole thing, but more about that later. 

The misogynist

Some types you like and can laugh at and others you just wanna punch in the face, several times with a chair. I am a proud feminist, a young woman who owns my sexuality and of course sometimes I do enjoy a little of S&M, I do. But those things are in the bedroom and it's all fun and games, so when I received this message, I thought I was gonna lose my mind.

Seriously, are you fucking kidding me?! This ASSHOLE (yes, I am sorry every guy who refers to women as bitches are either a) watching too much porn or b) listening to too much rap and hiphop) think it is ok to call me a bitch. Get the fuck out of here and go and hide behind the dumpster you came from. This is not even a "Oh, Badoo"-moment, it just infuriates me.

6 reasons why you should workout in order to have better sex

A lot of magazines writes about why you should work out to make your life better and every magazine now a days will in April have a big issue on the topic "Get your beach body now!". But for me, the workout does much more than that, it makes my sexlife better.  So here's my 6 reasons why you should workout in order to have better sex:

1. When you're fit you feel more sexy...
2. ...and when you feel sexy most people wants to have more sex
3. You won't a cramp while doing it standing up (yes, it has happened)
4. For women, the orgasms will feel more intense
5. Being on top you will be able to go longer without getting tired because your stamina has improved
6. The risk of impotence (mainly amongst men) will lower due to increased blood flow in the body

And also, don't forget that sex burns calories to, so you really get to have fun while working out.

The proposal

Once I got this message from a guy in his early 30's who was very straight forward.

Don't get me wrong, I am all for honesty. If you only want to have sex, tell me. If you want a serious relationship, tell me. If you want a wife... well, don't tell me and maybe, just maybe you shouldn't be on Badoo and also, if you write this to me, I will not answer you, I will just sit in front of my screen, shaking my head and say "Oh, Badoo..."

The excuse

So I have been chatting with this guy for a while and I know for a fact I do not want to meet up with him. But I can be a nice gal so I've been talking to him, very innocent, no flirting. He has been nice and everything and everything has been fine. Then one day he asks for my number. My rules when it comes to handy out my number is the following:
1. Good gut-feeling
2. The intention of meeting up with the guy

It is a privilege to get my number, I just wanna point that out. Usually I tell them to use KiK. But, anyway, he asks for my number and since I am not intending to meet him, I politely tell him "I don't give out my number to people over the internet". He doesn't respond for a bit and then he writes "Well, that's fine, I just drive a lot in my car so it would be easier if I had your number.." Ehm... say what?! Why would that be easier? So you could call me ? No way, José.

Oh, Badoo....

The polite one

So, there's not only weirdos on Badoo, some guys are actually very nice, otherwise I wouldn't stay on the site (the fact that I need it for this blog doesn't matter. It is fun to be on dating sites. End of discussion). So every once in a while there is that guy who writes and he is very polite too.

He starts out with a little joke almost, he makes it interesting and that is one of the keys if you want to talk to me. Make it interesting, I don't need you to be a rocket scientist, but you need to be able to keep up a conversation. Don't misunderstand me, a question about my job is fine, but let's pretend I work as a chef asking me then if I like food is a stupid question. I wouldn't be in my line of work if I despised it, so the right question would be; for how long have you been doing that? Or; have you always wanted to be a chef? 

The guy who wrote me this I have actually talked to for a week or so, unfortunately I am not interested, but he seems fine just talking, so why not?  

The charming hornball

Like I have mentioned before there are tons of different types on Badoo, the one I will tell you about now is actually one of my favorites. Why? Because they are so easy to shoot down. They are kind of hard to spot, but they will reveal themselves quickly. They will start out with something like this:

And I mean, so far so good. Why not start the conversation with a nice compliment?  We all need to start somewhere and I am a boring conversation starter. I always write "Hi, what's up?". But it gets the job done. The thing with this type is that he will rapidly write this:

And for me, if someone said that they feel that I am desperate I would stop writing, but not this hornball. He keeps on swinging!

Maybe he thought my response would be "Awwe... well in that case. Come over and take me now, your stud". I've said it before and I will say it again; I am fine with you wanting to have sex with me, I would want to have sex with me too if I could. But, there is this thing called subtlety and that's the thing that works with me. You need to start flirting first you can just throw yourself at me. So if you write me something about wanting to fool around, I won't answer and I will look at my screen and say: "Oh, Badoo..."

Fuck?

There is tons of different guys out there in the dating world. Some try to hide their motive behind nice chats and compliments and then we have the straight forward ones who just simply writes:

I wanna say that I am not judging these guys, but I honestly do.I mean, most of us out there is just trying to find some meaning with this thing they call "love", but these guys? I mean... Has any girl EVER said yes to that? Like for me, personally, I have no problem in meeting up with a guy knowing we're just gonna have sex, but to write that without saying hi, ehm....Were you raised in a barn? Where's your manners? I can go on for hours about this, but this is one of the things that makes me go "Oh,Badoo..."

The Juice-guy Part 1

So, on my first day on Badoo I started to this guy, let's just refer to him as the "Juice-guy" (it will makes sense later on). So the Juice-guy was a really nice guy, not creepy, a little flirty, but, didn't ask any weird questions. After chatting for a few hours he asks if I wanna meet up and, normally, I would not go out with a guy I've only talked to for a few hours, but I had a good feeling. And the reason I said yes was ONLY because he asked if we could go for a walk, it seemed harmless so we set our date for the next day.

On the day I am a little bit nervous, but excited, he was good-looking, working at a good job, a little bit older - JACKPOT! He comes and we decide to go up to my place first. We go up and we start talking, I all I can think about is "wow, I could really start to like this guy!". We talk and talk and then he says that he quit his job and I feel my mood go down. To me it is very important to have a job if you are going to date me, I have dated a guy without a job and it sucks. So, I ask him what he is going to do if he's not going to work and he looks at me and says "I'm going to stay home with my son". Hindsight this is where I should have left, said thank you and goodbye, see you never. But, I didn't, because a kid, it's not that bad. But it got worse, he still lived with the mother and she was still in love with him, but at that point I didn't care. I sit down beside him and tell him it doesn't matter. We continue talking while he's rubbing my back and after a while he leans in and we kiss.

This ended up with him staying the night and it was good. I am not a shy girl so I tell him that it was great. Here comes red light number 2, after I said that he looks at me and asks "Was I one of the best?" and nod and to me the conversation is over, BUT NO! "Am I THE best?" .... Ladies, let that sink in, "Am I THE best?", who asks this?! I mean, if we were in our late teens I would understand it, but he was in his late 20's. Again I let it pass and we fall asleep. The next morning we talk for a bit more and it felt really good, we kiss goodbye and decide that we're going on a second date the next weekend. The date when I realised I am a picky lady.

But more about that later on, it is time for miss Badoo to eat! Enjoy!

Introduction

I am 24 years old, live in the Southern of Sweden, in university to get my bachelor's degree. I've been single for about 1.5 years , after being in a relationship for almost 3 years. Before that I haven't really been single since I was 14. So when one of my friends told med about Badoo I was at first skeptic, mainly because I wasn't ready. But then, after a few months I was lying in bed, bored to death and I thought to myself "Why not?". So I signed up.

For those who doesn't know what Badoo is, it's like Tinder and for you who doesn't know what that is here's the basics:
It's a dating site that is mainly an app for smartphones. You log on and then you get to say "Yes" or "No" to people, if you get a match (both parties have clicked "Yes") you can start messaging each other. You can also start IM-ing someone who haven't yet "rated", but the other person will get the opportunity to click "Not interested". That's is the basic idea of the site and like all the other sites you get to fill out what you like, what you're looking for, what your interest are etc.

What I didn't know when I signed up is that Badoo is known to be a "hook-up"-site and this is what this blog is going to be about: What guys write on Badoo and How the "normal" guy turns into a weirdo once you're on a date. So put your seatbelt on and be prepared to hear the stories that makes you go "Oh, Badoo!"