The sneaky hornball

Like the name refers to the sneaky hornball might seem nice from the beginning, but shall not be confused with the charming hornball. Even though they might start the conversation the same, the sneaky hornball just puts in his horniness casually in the conversation.

It is important to know that this conversation took place in the middle of the night. So he says that he is horny in the middle of a sentence like there is nothing to it. "If you say something about it, we'll talk, but if you ignore the fact that I am horny I will move on to the next girl". And that is why the sneaky hornball is so sneaky. Because he doesn't say flat out that he wants to sleep with you, he gives you the OPTION to start talking about how to handle his horniness. My response to this was "Oh tough times" and that pretty much ended our little conversation. "Oh, Badoo", how can you harbour all these horny men?

The compliments

I don't know about you, but personally I look down on guys who only gives pet names based on my looks. Without being too confident, I am a pretty girl, not gorgeous, but pretty. I am always aware of that I am quite smart, not Einstein, but smart. Pretty high marks in school, basic knowledge about the world, street smart. I am a person with a little knowledge about most things. So when guys refer to me a "Beautiful", "Cutie" etc it bugs me. Mostly because I am so much more than my looks, but also because; you don't know me so don't call me stuff

The charming hornball

Like I have mentioned before there are tons of different types on Badoo, the one I will tell you about now is actually one of my favorites. Why? Because they are so easy to shoot down. They are kind of hard to spot, but they will reveal themselves quickly. They will start out with something like this:

And I mean, so far so good. Why not start the conversation with a nice compliment?  We all need to start somewhere and I am a boring conversation starter. I always write "Hi, what's up?". But it gets the job done. The thing with this type is that he will rapidly write this:

And for me, if someone said that they feel that I am desperate I would stop writing, but not this hornball. He keeps on swinging!

Maybe he thought my response would be "Awwe... well in that case. Come over and take me now, your stud". I've said it before and I will say it again; I am fine with you wanting to have sex with me, I would want to have sex with me too if I could. But, there is this thing called subtlety and that's the thing that works with me. You need to start flirting first you can just throw yourself at me. So if you write me something about wanting to fool around, I won't answer and I will look at my screen and say: "Oh, Badoo..."

Fuck?

There is tons of different guys out there in the dating world. Some try to hide their motive behind nice chats and compliments and then we have the straight forward ones who just simply writes:

I wanna say that I am not judging these guys, but I honestly do.I mean, most of us out there is just trying to find some meaning with this thing they call "love", but these guys? I mean... Has any girl EVER said yes to that? Like for me, personally, I have no problem in meeting up with a guy knowing we're just gonna have sex, but to write that without saying hi, ehm....Were you raised in a barn? Where's your manners? I can go on for hours about this, but this is one of the things that makes me go "Oh,Badoo..."