The smooth guy

A few weeks back I started talking to this guy, very nice and everything. It came to one weekend where he had told me he was gonna hang out with his friends and I had told him I had no clue what I was doing. At 8 pm he messages me this:

Wow...

I am not perfect, far from it, sometimes I use my back-up friends too, but I am slick about it!  Of course I called him on it, the answer? "Oh... shit, I am sorry! That was not my intention. I just really want to meet up with you because you are so cute" Miss Badoo ain't no back-up plan, you fool!